Check out my favorite "Desperate Housewife," (yeah, you know you watch the show too) Eva Longoria as she prepares to throw out the first pitch before Sunday’s Yankees-Angels game.

Eva must be good luck for the Yankees — they have won two straight since.

Speaking of the Yankees, what has Brown done for you? Absolutely nothing. Kevin Brown has allowed 13 total runs in his last two starts, and will miss his scheduled start Tuesday because of his balky back. Time for the Yankees to just designate Brown for assignment — or hope he retires.